H. E. R. P. & E. S.

Like I need a poll to tell me that!

“I’m not one of THOSE ____________.”

Southerners
Floridians
Homeschoolers

Etc.

Nance

Right, in fact real Americans should hate you for being one of those feminist liberal atheists (although come to think of it, you do nevertheless have one of those traditional Miss California-sanctioned “opposite marriages” hmmm. . .)

But we lived in sin for a long time. May I stay in the club?

Nance

Sorry, you should have thought of that before you caved in to the pod people (or did you just get sleepy??)

. . .how our politics have been invaded, and a solid 25% of the voting population body-snatched. They’ve submitted or succumbed, irrevocably reborn as pod people literally without individual mind, heart or will. They are worker bees serving the Dear Leader, some otherworldly hierarchy of control over their individual and collective “body” that must remain unquestioned.

Speaking of our neighbors down here, see Atticus Finch and the Limits of Southern Liberalism, new from Malcom Gladwell.

Hey, have you seen the Kenyan birth certificate yet?!