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  • BLAIR’S ULTRA DEATH — REVIEW

    Filed at 7:02 am under by dcobranchi

    Conclusion: Highly overrated

    I received a bottle of Blair’s Ultra Death sauce for an anniversary present (What? You didn’t know that 23 is the Hot Sauce anniversary?). I’ve been a bit afraid to try it. The second listed ingredient is the Ghost Chili, hottest known pepper, and the woman who sold us the bottle swore that it was deadly hot.

    So, I finally worked up the nerve and put a big ol’ splat of a drop in a bowl of enchilada soup. Meh. It was warm, no doubt. But I was really expecting a lot worse (i.e., better). I then stuck my finger down in the bottle and tasted a bit undiluted. It gets you in the back of the throat, but the burn really wasn’t there. Either my taste buds have been completely acclimated, eating as we do Indian food most nights, or Blair’s just ain’t that hot (both literally and figuratively).

    Don’t believe the hype. If you have a bottle of the significantly less expensive Da Bomb, there’s no need to invest in Blair’s Ultra Death.

    5 Responses to “BLAIR’S ULTRA DEATH — REVIEW”


    Comment by
    ElectricBarbarella
    August 27th, 2009
    at 5:17 pm

    Where’d it go, Daryl? I just commented on it and now it’s gone??

    (I think you know which post I am talking about)


    Comment by
    dcobranchi
    August 27th, 2009
    at 5:20 pm

    You know who is threatening more lawsuits. I just got tired of dealing with it and deleted the post. Funny that it happened as you were commenting.


    Comment by
    ElectricBarbarella
    August 27th, 2009
    at 5:22 pm

    It did! And she is well… we all know already.. I’m sorry you are having to deal with her.

    T


    Comment by
    Anonymous Coward
    August 27th, 2009
    at 9:46 pm

    And if everybody she threatens deletes their posts it will only make it easier for her to continue to defraud people.


    Comment by
    NMcV
    August 29th, 2009
    at 7:46 pm

    Damnation. I had just added her rant to the new NJHA website, and now I’ve had to go and change it again.

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