ANSWER: BARBECUED CHICKEN WITH ALL THE FIXIN’S
Question: What goes just right with a book and Bible burning?
CANTON, N.C. (October 13, 2009)—The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C. will celebrate Halloween by burning Bibles that aren’t the King James Version, as well as music and books and anything else Pastor Marc Grizzard says is a satanic influence.
Among the authors whose books Grizzard plans to burn are well known ministers Rick Warren and Billy Graham because he says they have occasionally used Bibles other than the King James Version, which is the sole biblical source he considers infallible.
According to the church’s Web site, members will also burn “Satan’s music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies.
“We will also be burning Satan’s popular books written by heretics like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning (and) William Young.
During the book burning, according to the Web site, barbecued chicken fried chicken and “all the sides” will be served.
Canton is 5 hours from here. That’s way too close, IMO.
25 Responses to “ANSWER: BARBECUED CHICKEN WITH ALL THE FIXIN’S”
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Comment by COD October 14th, 2009 at 9:08 am |
Road Trip! Just think of the blog post you could do after attending. |
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Comment by Daryl P Cobranchi October 14th, 2009 at 9:35 am |
Lydia and I discussed that as a “field trip” for the kids. An anthropological study of primitive cultures. |
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Comment by Karen October 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am |
Wow. They really don’t want their congregants exposed to or thinking about anything else do they?!? You might want to watch it on that field trip. They say they’ll be burning anything else pastor Marc considers a satanic influence. |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 14th, 2009 at 10:42 am |
I went to the church webpage for its book-burning and a country song plays in the background the whole time, called “The Bogus Bible Blues.” On the upside, news of this bizarre news is educational even for a life-long southerner like me. I followed a few links and inadvertently learned for the first time in my life, that King James himself is a suspected sodomite?? |
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Comment by amberlee October 14th, 2009 at 1:03 pm |
OMGosh, I went to the website and the preacher’s pic gives me the creeps!!!!! Thanks for sharing….. |
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Comment by Rob October 14th, 2009 at 1:10 pm |
This isn’t a church, it’s the personality cult of Pastor Marc Grizzard. Hope the chicken is good. |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 14th, 2009 at 1:17 pm |
Rob, do you say that with a straight face? Is CHRIST-ianity itself not a cult of personality? |
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Comment by Audrey October 14th, 2009 at 3:10 pm |
JJ, CHRIST-ianity is probably more accurately the cult of Paul. And yeah, James swung both ways… frequently. His contemporaries didn’t refer to him as “Regina Jacobus” for nothing. |
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Comment by Audrey October 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pm |
Oh, and as to the article… dayum! That’s hardcore, even for hardcore fundies. I’ll bet Fox News will cover it. |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 14th, 2009 at 3:26 pm |
Not to mention at least as barbaric as book-burning – |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm |
Thx Audrey. Historical accuracy be damned, though, now it seems to have morphed. After all, it’s WWJD, not WWPD. . . |
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Comment by Rob October 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm |
I got no problem with athiests considering Christianity a personality cult of either Christ or Paul. Seems like a reasonable way for you folks to think about it. And yeah, I’ve ‘bought in’ to the things the personality is selling (soul is eternal, heaven is a good place, there is ultimate justice dealt out by a perfectly righteous and merciful being, etc). So yes, I can say with a strait face that I accept Christ and reject the chicken BBQ pastor. I’m not expecting anyone to convert here. |
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Comment by Daryl P Cobranchi October 14th, 2009 at 5:21 pm |
What does “accept Christ” mean exactly? Serious question. I mean, I think I know the evangelical interpretation but I was wondering about yours. And, BTW, I hate the recent versions of ChemStation. |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 14th, 2009 at 6:00 pm |
I was wondering what responsbility he feels to others being misled about what it represents, and harming kids in the process. |
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Comment by Nance Confer October 14th, 2009 at 6:50 pm |
This is giving a bad name to BBQ! And, JJ, it is for their own good. Doncha know that pretty much justifies any wacked out insanity the religious want to foist onto the rest of us? Nance |
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Comment by Audrey October 14th, 2009 at 8:40 pm |
This is giving a bad name to BBQ! And isn’t that the real tragedy, here? What about the BBQ? What about the BBQ?!?!?! |
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Comment by Nance Confer October 15th, 2009 at 10:01 am |
Exactly! Nance |
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Comment by Rob October 15th, 2009 at 11:09 am |
“What does “accept Christ” mean exactly?” Tall order, explaining that to an athiest without sounding like a deluded fool. I suppose at it’s core, it’s something along the lines of an affirmative belief in a suprmely powerful deity, some beliefs about the nature and character of deity, and willingness to see oneself in a subordinate position to a perfectly just, perfectly good being. It involves an understanding of myself as an imperfect, error-prone, agenda driven, flawed human who can be a better person than I was yesterday if I follow various commandments and accept various notions. I figure the ultimate goal of our earthly experience is sort of an eternal version of what kids do – learn, grow, make choices, face consequences, and hopefully become happy healthy productive good people. Mormons tend to be better-educated than other Christian sects. “Faith” is voluntarily chosing to believe all this unprovable stuff – I’ve decided to drink the koolaid. But I drink it with an eye to where it will take me. If it didn’t make me a better person, I’d have second thoughts. |
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Comment by Nance Confer October 15th, 2009 at 2:27 pm |
Why can’t you be a better person without the religion part? Don’t you know what the rules are by now? Nance |
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Comment by Copernicus October 15th, 2009 at 9:41 pm |
to Rob @ 5:12pm:
did you mean with a “straight” face or were you alluding to George Harvey Strait, the “King of Satanic music”? (p.s. so what would the Amazing Grace Baptist Church think of George’s 12 multiplatinum, 22 platinum, and 5 gold album legion of followers- multiplatinum = 2,000,000 or more units, platinum 1,000,000, and gold a mere half mil?) |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 15th, 2009 at 11:28 pm |
We just watched an Angelina Jolie/ Morgan Freeman movie on demand, called WANTED. Sort of Matrix meets Remo Williams meets Star Wars. It was a morality play (well, a morality action-adventure) in which the moral seemed to be that you’d better figure out what’s right *without* the confounding variable of trusting a whole system of other people who claim they have ancient wisdom, to be right. |
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Comment by JJ Ross October 15th, 2009 at 11:29 pm |
Oops, I guess that movie will be in the bonfire . . . |
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Comment by Rob October 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm |
“Why can’t you be a better person without the religion part?” (And just added Wanted to my Netflix queue. Don’t tell my bishop.) |
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Comment by Rob October 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm |
(Well, actually, I guess I used to claim otherwise all the time. Then my eventually-spouse told me all about her counterculture world full of druggies and punks – and some of the most moral people she knew. Part of my personal development from 13 years ago.) |
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Comment by Nance Confer October 16th, 2009 at 6:37 pm |
So the religion part is just your choice, Rob. We can all pretty much agree on the goal of being a better person and what that might look like and worshiping in your particular way is just the tool you choose to use to get there. That’s a pretty inoffensive way to present your religion. It’s not suggesting I have to do it your way. I think it’s a complete waste of energy but that’s your choice. Good move. Nance |