WHY I HAVE A GUN
You never know when a couple of goblins will decide they want what is yours. And the police (in this particular case) were useless.
Oh yeah, this home invasion took place less than 10 minutes from my home. One of the goblins lives here in New Castle. Of course, now that she is incarcerated, she will likely live 1/2 mile from my home in the women’s prison.