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    Filed at 5:34 am under by dcobranchi

    You have to wonder where the parents were in this episode:

    A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a “cool mom,” authorities say.

    Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties held at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, she admitted having sex with five of the boys.

    …According to court papers, Johnson told investigators she was not popular in high school and had finally started “feeling like one of the group.”

    Maybe she’ll get to be in the clique with all the other “cool” inmates. I know my kids are going to hate me when they’re in their teens, but they will not go to parties where I don’t know exactly who is in charge and what everyone is doing. I figure it’s my job to make them hate me.

    One Response to “GROW UP!”


    Comment by
    Rikki
    January 23rd, 2005
    at 6:56 am

    I find that just …
    I can’t even find a word to describe it. SHE finally felt like one of the group? WTF? At her age she was seemingly proud to feel like a part of a group of children?
    Insanity.