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IT IS ALIVE!

Filed at 8:16 am under by dcobranchi

Thanks to Tim, I now have access to the site again. Just a quick post here while I still get established in NC–

Under the category “Whatever Happened to American Parenting,” I saw this scroll on CNN yesterday:

Parents may want to resist their middle-schoolers and junior-highers demands for a cell phone, scientists say, because long-term health effects are not understood.

Demands?! The day my kids demand anything from me is the day they will rue for a very long time. Come on, folks. We’re the grups, remember?

16 Responses to “IT IS ALIVE!”


Comment by
Alex Haas
March 22nd, 2005
at 8:46 am

Anyone know a little girl named Miri?


Comment by
Chris
March 22nd, 2005
at 9:46 am

On the list of reasons to not give junior a cell phone, I think health risks from radio waves are somewhat far down the list anyway.

Not that I’ m saying the risks aren’t present, they might be. I don’t know.


Comment by
Jason
March 22nd, 2005
at 10:29 am

Best way to short-fuse that argument: “You can get a cell phone as long as you can find a cellular service provider that will honor your signature and accept your (cash) payments.” That should do it.


Comment by
Jason
March 22nd, 2005
at 10:36 am

Er – what’s a ‘grup?’


Comment by
Tim Haas
March 22nd, 2005
at 10:38 am

Jason: Refer to the first comment.


Comment by
Daryl
March 22nd, 2005
at 11:23 am

Grups=grownups. From Star Trek TOS: Miri memory.../Miri_(episode)


Comment by
Daryl
March 22nd, 2005
at 11:25 am

And aren’t you embarassed about your low GQ (geek quotient). 🙂


Comment by
Andrea R
March 22nd, 2005
at 2:34 pm

Not to mention, they’re not allowed to be on in class…

And demand? Yeah, I’m with you. They demand it, I demand they get a job to pay for it.


Comment by
Chris
March 22nd, 2005
at 3:10 pm

Ah yes – the beaker of death. I had forgotten that quote.


Comment by
Sam(antha)
March 22nd, 2005
at 6:04 pm

My mum wanted both my younger sister and I to get phones, and offered them to us a number of times. We both refused.

I didn’t get a mobile until I moved out last year, and Julie still doesn’t have one. I always thought they were unnecesary if you have a land-line.

Of course, no that I have one, I find it useful. But mainly to SMS my friends when I’m running late.


Comment by
Tim Haas
March 22nd, 2005
at 6:29 pm

Of course, no that I have one, I find it useful. But mainly to SMS my friends when I’m running late.

There was a great piece a couple of years ago, either in the New Yorker or the Times Sunday magazine, that analyzed the redefinition of “late” in the cell-phone age — in urban areas, anyway, you can now be up to an hour or so late for a social appointment (not business) as long as you’ve called and informed the other party that you’re on the way.


Comment by
Gene
March 22nd, 2005
at 11:00 pm

Is someone here a Trekkie?


Comment by
Tim Haas
March 22nd, 2005
at 11:08 pm

Probably the more salient question is: Who around here isn’t?


Comment by
Gene
March 22nd, 2005
at 11:28 pm

Awesome!


Comment by
Alex Haas
March 23rd, 2005
at 6:55 am

As much as I adore the original series, Picard was clearly a superior captain. (though it always bugged me that he had a English accent)

And if you want a true test of your GQ, tell me how many episodes of the original series there were.


Comment by
Tim Haas
March 23rd, 2005
at 9:29 am

Soixante-dix-neuf.