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    SIX PACK O’ RIGHTS The Onion is reporting that the New and Improved Bill of Rights consists of only six.

    According to U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), the original Bill of Rights, though well-intentioned, was “seriously outdated.”

    “The United States is a different place than it was back in 1791,” Craig said. “As visionary as they were, the framers of the Constitution never could have foreseen, for example, that our government would one day need to jail someone indefinitely without judicial review. There was no such thing as suspicious Middle Eastern immigrants back then.”

    (via The Volokh Conspiracy)

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