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Filed at 7:35 pm under by dcobranchi

that a North Carolina Baptist might accidentally sit next to a homosexual on Sunday morning.

North Carolina Baptist churches that affirm homosexuality or even welcome practicing gay members are at risk of expulsion from their state convention.

About 20 congregations in the state are already open to investigation simply because they are affiliated with an organization called the Alliance of Baptists.

4 Responses to “GOD FORBID”

Comment by
November 19th, 2006
at 10:39 pm

Dollars to donuts that plenty of NC Baptists sat next to a homosexual this morning without knowing it.

The horror!

Comment by
November 20th, 2006
at 9:07 am

Okay, if you’re queer, all you have to do to be cured is to go to church. Or at least that’s what has been screamed at me over the years. Nobody said “just make sure you don’t go to no baptist church!” This is one homo who promises NEVER to grace the sacred space of the SB.

Comment by
Nance Confer
November 20th, 2006
at 9:09 am

Well, apparently, in North Carolina at least, homosexuality is not only catching but is being forced on churches and their members.

These must be some kind of exciting conventions!


Comment by
November 20th, 2006
at 2:23 pm

Is Mrs. Bowers’ humor allowed on this blog?