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    Filed at 11:14 am under by dcobranchi

    DON’T GO TO AFRICA if you are rich. Or, at least, don’t plan on depositing a large sum of American currency in any bank on that continent. You will invariably die, leaving no next-of-kin information. I just got another of those sob-story “Nigeria scam” letters. Apparently, richer people kick the bucket in South Africa than in other parts of the continet; the latest letter was for a cool $250M, to be split 50/50.

    If you are rich and decide not to heed my advice, please feel free to fill out the next-of-kin info with my name.

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