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    Filed at 5:55 am under by dcobranchi

    I just knew I should have stuffed the ballot box in the recent Homeschool Blog Awards! Look at some of the fine prizes I just barely missed out on.

    Best Current Events, Opinions or Politics Blog

    Math Mammoth offers the downloadable “Math Mammoth Blue Series”.

    Math U See offers a handy tote bag and a demo DVD.

    Cardamom Publishers offers an E-Book Entitled “The Imperfect Homeschooler’s Guide to Homeschooling”.

    Simply Charlotte Mason offers a free E-Book of your choice.

    Vision Forum offers the book “How to Dethrone the Imperial Judiciary” and the CD “6,000 Years of Earth History in One Hour”.

    Tender Heart Press offers a copy of their “Visualize World Geography” book.

    National Home Education Legal Defense offers one free bumper sticker of your choice.

    A Child’s Geography offers the free E-Book “A Child’s Geography: Explore the Holy Land”.

    Does HSLDA offer an “Evolved Homeschooler” bumper sticker?

    [Aside to Sprittibee– Just kidding. I’d have been honored to have won, even if I would have turned down the prizes.]

    10 Responses to “DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!”

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 6:11 am

    I wonder if they would accept an ‘Evolved Homeschooling” bumper sticker in next year’s prize pack? 😀

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 7:50 am

    ODonnellWeb Blog award winners are guaranteed to stay on my blog roll through the end of the year. You can’t put a price on that kind of honor 😉

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 9:30 am

    No, unfortunately no “Evolved Homeschooler” sticker. Maybe we could get you a great one showing the hand of God touching the hand of Adam. Not the whole thing, of course; there’s a nudity problem there. 🙂

    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    April 26th, 2007
    at 9:51 am

    You have a picture of God naked??

    The wonders of the internets!


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    April 26th, 2007
    at 9:53 am

    Maybe we could get you a great one showing the hand of God touching the hand of Adam.

    You mean this one?

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 10:49 am

    “6,000 Years of Earth History in One Hour”.

    That’s one I wouldn’t mind having. Really. Why spend countless hours on that when we could just get it over with in one hour.

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 11:17 am

    Next year one of the prizes will be a history of the other billions of years of earth history, but it might take two hours. Also, there will be a painting of Eris Discordia beating the crap out of all gods, demons, devils, prophets, and even a concubine and a handmaiden.

    Also, I have some pictures of naked people that god emailed me earlier in the week. Apparently gentlemen do prefer blondes, but god likes redheads.

    Comment by
    April 26th, 2007
    at 4:10 pm

    Apparently gentlemen do prefer blondes, but god likes redheads.

    Hee hee! God likes me best, god likes me best! In your face, Ann Coulter!

    Comment by
    JJ Ross
    April 26th, 2007
    at 9:21 pm

    Be logical — if that is true, he would’ve made more of them!

    Comment by
    April 27th, 2007
    at 10:51 am

    No, JJ, he/she just didn’t want to dilute the pack. I like chocolate, but I won’t eat the whole pound at once.