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    Filed at 5:47 am under by dcobranchi

    Since we’ve been told for the past 5 years that patriotism and loyalty = STFU, I don’t think I’ll be celebrating this “holiday.”

    6 Responses to “MAYDAY! MAYDAY!”


    Comment by
    Lisa Giebitz
    May 1st, 2007
    at 1:08 pm

    “Loyalty Day”? Are you freaking kidding me?

    I don’t even have the words. Except maybe one: “disgusting.”


    Comment by
    NMcV
    May 1st, 2007
    at 6:04 pm

    Do we get a Loyalty Pole to dance around?


    Comment by
    Audrey
    May 1st, 2007
    at 7:48 pm

    Oh leave it to the fundie #&!%$#!s to co-opt yet another lovely pagan holiday. Today is Beltaine! Bonfires and ritual s*x — way more fun than stupid Loyalty Day.


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    May 1st, 2007
    at 9:43 pm

    Where do I sign up?


    Comment by
    Audrey
    May 2nd, 2007
    at 10:49 am

    That’s the best part, Daryl! You don’t have to “sign up” anywhere. No contracts, no statements of faith, no requirements other than a desire to joyfully celebrate the moment.

    Just grab your favourite lover and go for it!


    Comment by
    Unique
    May 2nd, 2007
    at 7:19 pm

    I’m loyal every day. How come they’re only loyal once a year?

    Makes ya wonder, don’t it?