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Filed at 6:26 pm under by dcobranchi

This may be the strangest story I’ve seen in a very long time:

EASTON | Dante Mack will be able to attend kindergarten in the Easton Area School District — in 2008.

Northampton County Judge Anthony Beltrami on Tuesday denied an injunction request by Dante’s parents that would force the school district to accept Dante into a kindergarten class for the coming school year.

Beltrami ruled that the district did not abuse its discretion when it determined that Dante was too young to enter kindergarten. Dante turns 5 on Aug. 28, and the district’s cutoff day for kids entering kindergarten is Aug. 26 — one day before school starts.

During testimony Tuesday, Dante’s mother Tina Mack said she had a planned Caesarian section several days before Dante was actually ready to be born because she wanted him to meet the district’s old cutoff date of Sept. 1.

4 Responses to “UTTERLY BIZARRE”

Comment by
July 25th, 2007
at 9:40 pm

Well I bet she feels really stupid now.

Comment by
JJ Ross
July 25th, 2007
at 9:45 pm

The REALLY stupid part is that she’s swimming in the wrong direction!

“When Should a Kid Start Kindergarten?”

Comment by
Nance Confer
July 26th, 2007
at 8:04 am

Why didn’t she get knocked up on time? Geesh, let’s have some planning here people! 🙂


Comment by
July 26th, 2007
at 10:39 pm

This hurts me just reading it. Sounds like my bro and s-i-l who were so happy their kid came in Dec instead of Jan when he was due so they had a dependent on their taxes. My poor s-i-l was in the hospital for a week because of her BP and they had to take the baby early. But, oh how wonderful! They got a bigger tax refund! My s-i-l almost popped like a balloon but I guess a few extra bucks was worth it to them.