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    Filed at 6:05 pm under by dcobranchi

    I’m not sure if this press release was originally written in Bulgarian and then translated into English or it went through an English-Bulgarian-English mangling:

    The standards and motivation for a Christlike homeschool is dominated by the juvenile’s work that is based from the Testament, wherein the course of study of the lad should be left in the moms’ control.

    As seen in all Christlike homeschools, parents educate the word of the lord, to cultivate their young people for favorable Christianly understanding, and impart values that are critical in their traditional affairs as well as when they establish age of consent. This facet of teaching is not found in the course of study at most every public school.

    Christian like homeschools are particular for each house. Some perfectly prepare their homeschooling environment and curriculum to look very similar a “junior high school”, definitive with textbooks, desks, flag salute, and yes, recess.

    It goes on from there.

    4 Responses to “LAUGH OF THE DAY”

    Comment by
    September 24th, 2007
    at 11:07 pm

    Hey, you forgot the most snickerable line of all:

    “Christians opt for to school at home in order to broaden the mind of their young people.”

    It is to laugh! Parents are establish the educatement of their young, so when study of the word of the lord is invested, the morals of the day are not weighed-and-found-want.

    And, color me biblically ignorant, but didn’t Jesus’ own followers call him “Rebbe”–“Teacher?”

    Comment by
    September 25th, 2007
    at 10:14 am

    Nope. They called Him Rabbi. Rebbe is a Yiddish word, and the Hebrews in Palestine didn’t speak Yiddish. Yiddish didn’t come around until about the 10th century.

    Comment by
    September 25th, 2007
    at 10:30 am

    Oops, Tad… thanks for the correction. That’s what I get for gleaning my biblical knowledge in Baptist Sunday School. Good folks, Baptists, but not necessarily solid on the difference between Jewish and Yiddish.

    Comment by
    September 25th, 2007
    at 7:39 pm

    Oh, no. The real laugh is at the very bottom where it says:

    Carol is highly involved in the details of Christian Home Schools and has an ebook on Christian Home School.

    Carol is the “author” of that little “article.”