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    Filed at 3:51 am under by dcobranchi

    Global warming is true. The Bible tells me so:

    A hot topic and religion

    If anyone believes God’s word, the Bible, there has been and will continue to be global warming and no one can do anything to stop it.

    As we are told in the Bible, there will be global warming. As it says, before the end of time you will not be able to tell the seasons except by the changing of the leaves.

    Now, if you just look back, there was the Ice Age as recorded. Then in the past 70 years, I personally have seen the world warm to where we no longer have the severe winters that we have had in the South.

    Bobbie Duke
    Hope Mills

    14 Responses to “LOTD”


    Comment by
    Jill
    October 24th, 2007
    at 11:59 am

    Didn’t you know that yesterday was a day to celebrate? Oct 23 is the first day of creation!


    Comment by
    COD
    October 25th, 2007
    at 12:03 pm

    The earth is warming, this I know
    for the bible tells me so
    water rising yes it will
    we are weak but tide is strong
    Yes, earth is warming
    yes, earth is warming
    yes, earth is warming,
    The bible tells me so

    Somebody else can handle the second verse…


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    October 25th, 2007
    at 12:18 pm

    The Earth is warming, this I know
    Getting hotter, What is “snow”?
    Polar bears ain’t got no ice
    ‘Cause CO2 is on the rise

    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    The Bible tells me so

    OK, who’s next


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 25th, 2007
    at 12:37 pm

    Cat five’s heading straight this way
    Says the N-O-double-A
    God will save me from all harm
    Still I hope the water’s warm…

    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    The Bible tells me so

    Next verse… a little bit louder and a little bit worse 😉


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    October 25th, 2007
    at 9:38 pm

    speedwell,

    Brilliant! A couple more verses and we could submit it to a science blog.


    Comment by
    Bonnie
    October 26th, 2007
    at 11:25 am

    you folks need help

    🙂


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 7:22 am

    Jesus Christ, it’s hot today!
    Why’s our water going away?
    If up our act we do not clean,
    We’ll all farm like Tatooine!

    Yes, Earth is warming (3X)
    The Bible tells me so!


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 7:33 am

    Carbon offsets, what a game
    (Take not Enron’s name in vain)
    The deeper we drill oil wells,
    The closer we’ll all get to Hell

    Yes Earth is warming
    Yes Earth is warming
    Yes Earth is warming
    The Bible tells me so.

    [Edited by Daryl. speedwell, if this isn’t what you intended drop me a line.]


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 7:47 am

    Sacrilege and liberal politics? Redundant, right? 😉

    Yes, we live in changing times;
    I’m in search of cooler climes.
    Though deniers can’t face facts,
    We can go to–Halifax.

    Yes, etc.


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 7:50 am

    With (continuing) apologies to my Canadian friends… lol

    “Where’ll we go for break this year?
    Florida’s too hot, I fear.
    We’ll be living the high life
    On the beach at Yellowknife.”

    YES, etc….


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 8:15 am

    Our President-Apologist
    Muzzles first-class scientists.*
    Now we cry with one Accord**
    “Save us from your flock, O Lord.”

    Yes, etc.

    *http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/editorial/outlook/5249730.html
    **The Kyoto Protocol, naturally.


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 8:16 am

    OK, the wicked oil-industry-working atheist will go have coffee now. Thank you, thank you verra much. 🙂


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    October 27th, 2007
    at 10:34 am

    Global warming , yes it’s true
    Even “skeptics” know it, too
    Exxon-Mobil pays their bills
    Sold their souls, the f’ing shills.

    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    Yes, Earth is warming
    The Bible tells me so


    Comment by
    speedwell
    October 27th, 2007
    at 11:23 am

    This Texan “skeptic” (freethinker) who used to be a “skeptic” (global warming science denier) and whose bills used to be paid by Exxon-Mobil (in exchange for some training documentation I wrote as a temp) tips a mojito in your general direction, Daryl 😉

    Bonnie, you called it. Come on in and help, gal. 😀