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LOTD

Filed at 3:51 am under by dcobranchi

Global warming is true. The Bible tells me so:

A hot topic and religion

If anyone believes God’s word, the Bible, there has been and will continue to be global warming and no one can do anything to stop it.

As we are told in the Bible, there will be global warming. As it says, before the end of time you will not be able to tell the seasons except by the changing of the leaves.

Now, if you just look back, there was the Ice Age as recorded. Then in the past 70 years, I personally have seen the world warm to where we no longer have the severe winters that we have had in the South.

Bobbie Duke
Hope Mills

14 Responses to “LOTD”


Comment by
Jill
October 24th, 2007
at 11:59 am

Didn’t you know that yesterday was a day to celebrate? Oct 23 is the first day of creation!


Comment by
COD
October 25th, 2007
at 12:03 pm

The earth is warming, this I know
for the bible tells me so
water rising yes it will
we are weak but tide is strong
Yes, earth is warming
yes, earth is warming
yes, earth is warming,
The bible tells me so

Somebody else can handle the second verse…


Comment by
Daryl Cobranchi
October 25th, 2007
at 12:18 pm

The Earth is warming, this I know
Getting hotter, What is “snow”?
Polar bears ain’t got no ice
‘Cause CO2 is on the rise

Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
The Bible tells me so

OK, who’s next


Comment by
speedwell
October 25th, 2007
at 12:37 pm

Cat five’s heading straight this way
Says the N-O-double-A
God will save me from all harm
Still I hope the water’s warm…

Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
The Bible tells me so

Next verse… a little bit louder and a little bit worse 😉


Comment by
Daryl Cobranchi
October 25th, 2007
at 9:38 pm

speedwell,

Brilliant! A couple more verses and we could submit it to a science blog.


Comment by
Bonnie
October 26th, 2007
at 11:25 am

you folks need help

🙂


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 7:22 am

Jesus Christ, it’s hot today!
Why’s our water going away?
If up our act we do not clean,
We’ll all farm like Tatooine!

Yes, Earth is warming (3X)
The Bible tells me so!


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 7:33 am

Carbon offsets, what a game
(Take not Enron’s name in vain)
The deeper we drill oil wells,
The closer we’ll all get to Hell

Yes Earth is warming
Yes Earth is warming
Yes Earth is warming
The Bible tells me so.

[Edited by Daryl. speedwell, if this isn’t what you intended drop me a line.]


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 7:47 am

Sacrilege and liberal politics? Redundant, right? 😉

Yes, we live in changing times;
I’m in search of cooler climes.
Though deniers can’t face facts,
We can go to–Halifax.

Yes, etc.


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 7:50 am

With (continuing) apologies to my Canadian friends… lol

“Where’ll we go for break this year?
Florida’s too hot, I fear.
We’ll be living the high life
On the beach at Yellowknife.”

YES, etc….


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 8:15 am

Our President-Apologist
Muzzles first-class scientists.*
Now we cry with one Accord**
“Save us from your flock, O Lord.”

Yes, etc.

*http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/editorial/outlook/5249730.html
**The Kyoto Protocol, naturally.


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 8:16 am

OK, the wicked oil-industry-working atheist will go have coffee now. Thank you, thank you verra much. 🙂


Comment by
Daryl Cobranchi
October 27th, 2007
at 10:34 am

Global warming , yes it’s true
Even “skeptics” know it, too
Exxon-Mobil pays their bills
Sold their souls, the f’ing shills.

Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
Yes, Earth is warming
The Bible tells me so


Comment by
speedwell
October 27th, 2007
at 11:23 am

This Texan “skeptic” (freethinker) who used to be a “skeptic” (global warming science denier) and whose bills used to be paid by Exxon-Mobil (in exchange for some training documentation I wrote as a temp) tips a mojito in your general direction, Daryl 😉

Bonnie, you called it. Come on in and help, gal. 😀