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    Filed at 10:22 am under by dcobranchi

    Is this the best evidence that God exists? ID and some other creationist claptrap? Pretty weak tea, IMO.

    And if you really want to be “evil,” you can click on the “Is there a God?” ad in the sidebar —>.

    8 Responses to “IS THAT IT?”


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    December 16th, 2007
    at 12:35 pm

    When people feel they are pursued by imaginary creatures, it’s a sign of mental illness.

    Nance


    Comment by
    sam
    December 16th, 2007
    at 1:31 pm

    Money quote-If someone is rolling dice, the odds of rolling a pair of sixes is one thing. But the odds of spots appearing on blank dice is something else

    The whole initiation and pursuit clause really bothered me as well, as if I don’t spend enough time looking over my shoulder.

    Oh, and the earth is the perfect size. They’re basically saying that god can create physical laws, but once they’re in place even he can’t work outside of those laws.


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    December 16th, 2007
    at 1:50 pm

    Would the odds be like the odds of, say, a leopard having spots? 🙂

    Nance


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    December 16th, 2007
    at 2:15 pm

    Well until today I was unaware that dice had sex. I always wondered what all that moaning and panting was about in my old D&D set.


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    December 16th, 2007
    at 4:55 pm

    Well, it’s not that the dice have sex. It’s that they lead to sex. Like rock and roll.

    And so there you have it — a world filled with evil dice and sexy music.

    So we have to protect “the children.” It’s always about “the children,” doncha know.

    You’d think that this creature who is stalking everyone and makes just-the-right-size planets could figure out how to handle all this. . . but no, she’s too busy helping my Dolphins to possibly win one game this year. 🙂

    So you are all on your own with the dice and the devil.

    Nance


    Comment by
    COD
    December 16th, 2007
    at 11:45 pm

    And about that whole earth is special and designed because the moon is the perfect size and only we have total solar eclipses blah blah blah. It appears as though Saturn could have a total eclipse too, if it were ever not cloudy enough for it to matter.
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    Comment by
    sam
    December 17th, 2007
    at 6:32 am

    Nance, I see your Dolphins and raise you one mixed martial arts fight. I’m kind of a sucker for watching guys pound each other stupid in a ring, but you might not be a fan of cagefighting. Either way, watching a fight recently, the winner, at the end of the fight, pointed to his mouthpiece and then upward. What else can you mean when you point upward but ceiling cat, and sure enough, as he pointed to his mouthpiece again, the camera closed in to show us that Jesus was printed across the mouthpiece. So we have to assume that Jesus himself is also into the fighting sports and just happens to be a fan of this particular Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner.

    I love that god loves sports and pop music.


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    December 17th, 2007
    at 2:05 pm

    It may well show that god has his or her priorities straight, leaving the important things to people.

    Nance