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    Filed at 7:14 am under by dcobranchi

    After reading this article I received a revelation that these people are loons. If I told them that in my revelation I saw that they were also supposed to give me all their stuff do you think they would?

    3 Responses to “USEFUL PRAYERFUL IDIOTS”

    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    December 20th, 2007
    at 10:24 am

    “Holy highways and nude clubs, they believe, are not a combination God has in mind.”


    Then these wackos should pick a different highway.

    And, no, they won’t give you their stuff. The idea is not for them to change or actually do any good. The idea is for you to change and do things their way.


    Comment by
    December 20th, 2007
    at 5:44 pm

    I-35 runs right through Des Moines. I drive on it all the time. I’m pretty sure it’s not holy. But if you follow it south from here, you run into some sections that are “hole-y” (cue rimshot here)

    Comment by
    Barrie A. Sargent
    December 20th, 2007
    at 8:34 pm

    One thought:

    “…When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners…where everyone can see them. I assure you, this is all the reward they will ever get. But when you pray, go away by yourself…and pray to your Father secretly. Then your Father…will reward you. When you pray, don’t babble on and on…”

    Matthew 6:5 – 7 (New Living Translation)