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  • I’M MOVING TO FLORIDA

    Filed at 4:50 am under by dcobranchi

    Taylor County, to be specific. I want to be able to support the school board in their desire to be “fair and balanced” to His Noodliness. That’s right. The school board just resolved to tell the state to shove their new science standards where the sunshine don’t.

    And, yes, they really did use the Faux News tagline.

    4 Responses to “I’M MOVING TO FLORIDA”


    Comment by
    COD
    January 9th, 2008
    at 9:45 am

    The is reason why Florida is the only state to be honored with its own tag on Fark.


    Comment by
    Lisa Giebitz
    January 9th, 2008
    at 10:56 am

    Comment #6 is quite amusing, as are many of the others, heh.


    Comment by
    Andrea Roach
    January 9th, 2008
    at 12:56 pm

    I especially liked the term, “Hucktards,” that I found in the comments over there. I will begin to use it regularly until it makes it into the dictionary.


    Comment by
    JJ Ross
    January 9th, 2008
    at 3:48 pm

    Hey, time out shirts! If you’re gonna hold my state up as an exemplar, make it Polk County doing the right thing . . .