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    Filed at 8:25 pm under by dcobranchi

    Found on craigslist:

    Ok, Today I think all could agree the world is gone to hell in a hand basket..With all of the big businesses hording all of the stimulus money along with the banks not making loans unless your credit is perfect and they seem to forget we have to all have a roof over our heads. This morning the news commented, 700,000 people became newly unemployed in February alone and the predictions are that 10% of you reading this will be unemployed by the end of the year. Folks, its time we take back control of our lives. With that being noted, I have developed a plan to offer housing, a long term job based on your qualifications, a new safe way of life, a infastructure completely relient on the people only. Picture coming home to a place where crime is below 2% and groceries are bought at 5% above cost, Clothes bought at 5% above cost and a bank that will work with you no matter what your situation is, A car included with your home, Cable TV included, unlimited phone calls including Long distance to friends and relatives, A tax deduction on your home every year, and the best part, imagine a year or so and you cannot fulfill your obligation on your home for one reason or another…No forecloser, nothing going on your credit to harm your future, just clean up and move out. Sounds like a dream? Actually more viable than you ever realized. First this type of place doesn’t exist today because the ecomomy hasn’t uncovered the possibilities until now. I need your input of your interest in such a place. Would you want to live in a place that you could jog, play tennis, swim, and roam freely without worry of being mugged? Would it be worth $1000 down and $650 per month + a flat $200 for all utilities ( Water,Cable,Phone,Electric and a car in a 1800 sq ft modern home. Please respond with your questions and interests as I want to know if the people would want this..If the response is good, I will pursue this until it is reality. I have the plan, just need interested people to complete this..

    5 Responses to “SIGN ME UP”


    Comment by
    COD
    February 21st, 2009
    at 9:52 pm

    Sounds like a come on for a cult. He forgot to mention all the kool-aid you can drink 🙂


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    February 21st, 2009
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    […] Breaking Global News and Social Media from Citizen Reporters | GroundReport wrote an interesting post today on SIGN ME UPHere’s a quick excerptOk, Today I think all could agree the world is gone to hell in a hand basket..With all of the big businesses hording all of the stimulus money along […]


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    February 22nd, 2009
    at 8:03 am

    I could not live in a place where spelling and punctuation do not matter.

    Nance


    Comment by
    Lisa G.
    February 24th, 2009
    at 3:13 pm

    At Nance – LMAO!