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    Filed at 4:47 pm under by dcobranchi

    An example of Zero Intelligence in DE.

    A fifth-grader who brought a serrated knife to school to cut a cake will not be prosecuted, a state police spokesman said.


    The student’s teacher at Leasure Elementary School used the student’s knife Wednesday to cut a vanilla cake with white frosting that the girl brought to share with classmates.

    After handing out the slices, the teacher promptly turned the girl in for bringing a “deadly weapon” to school, her parents said.

    The teacher used a deadly weapon. At the very least she ought to be suspended without pay. I think I night or two in jail for gross stupidity would be even better.

    H/T: Traci

    3 Responses to “ARREST THE TEACHER”

    Comment by
    April 3rd, 2009
    at 6:15 pm

    Wow, this one’s a classic!

    Comment by
    April 3rd, 2009
    at 8:10 pm

    rules are rules, children. but first let me finish my cake!

    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    April 3rd, 2009
    at 8:57 pm

    At least she did it promptly???