{"id":10218,"date":"2010-02-04T20:20:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T00:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=10218"},"modified":"2010-02-04T20:20:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T00:20:50","slug":"god-is-apparently-a-conservative-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=10218","title":{"rendered":"GOD IS APPARENTLY A CONSERVATIVE IDIOT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why?  Because he talks like <a href=\"http:\/\/conservative-bible-project.googlegroups.com\/web\/CBP.pdf?gda=86hC4joAAADN29QnM5ZkZNa_R0V0KDrSWv0UQzbI3We6lOzsy2ISWmUk6s6TghZlKCPgDlo4Qgb97daDQaep90o7AOpSKHW0\">this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>6Then God declared, \u201cA great sheet-like expanse shall come between the waters, and it shall divide waters from waters!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If the writers at conservapedia&#8217;s Bible project really believe in the all-powerfull vengeful kind of God, they ought to be quaking in their boots.  I know if I were some kind of omnipotent being and some bunch of yahoos made me sound like a dork, I&#8217;d be smiting their ass, big time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why? Because he talks like this: 6Then God declared, \u201cA great sheet-like expanse shall come between the waters, and it shall divide waters from waters!\u201d If the writers at conservapedia&#8217;s Bible project really believe in the all-powerfull vengeful kind of God, they ought to be quaking in their boots. I know if I were some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10219,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218\/revisions\/10219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}