{"id":2667,"date":"2004-03-23T17:20:40","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T17:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=2667"},"modified":"2004-03-23T17:20:40","modified_gmt":"2004-03-23T17:20:40","slug":"whatever-happened-to-pbj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=2667","title":{"rendered":"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PB&#038;J?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A kindergartner was caught sprinkling <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/South\/03\/23\/kindegarten.marijuana.ap\/index.html\">marijuana<\/a> on his friend&#8217;s lasagna.  The 5-year-old claimed it was oregano.  Shoot, when I was in school we never had lasagna for lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A kindergartner was caught sprinkling marijuana on his friend&#8217;s lasagna. The 5-year-old claimed it was oregano. Shoot, when I was in school we never had lasagna for lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}