{"id":2870,"date":"2004-05-06T10:41:48","date_gmt":"2004-05-06T10:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=2870"},"modified":"2004-05-06T10:41:48","modified_gmt":"2004-05-06T10:41:48","slug":"ot-really-stupid-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=2870","title":{"rendered":"OT: REALLY STUPID SPAM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last couple of days I&#8217;ve noticed a new trend in spam techniques.  The spammers call me a loser and write that I have a small &#8230;  (Well, actually, they never get around to specifying what part of my anatomy must be small.  Since, the spam is selling fake Viagra, I think I can probably guess.)  Insulting me is supposed to make me want to buy their product?  What a great concept!  Why didn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.viagra.com\/\">Pfizer<\/a> think of this?  I can see the ad now- Bob Dole speaking directly into the camera, &#8220;Your wife says I&#8217;m better in bed than you are.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last couple of days I&#8217;ve noticed a new trend in spam techniques. The spammers call me a loser and write that I have a small &#8230; (Well, actually, they never get around to specifying what part of my anatomy must be small. Since, the spam is selling fake Viagra, I think I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2870"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}