{"id":3510,"date":"2004-08-24T07:43:25","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T07:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2004-08-24T07:43:25","modified_gmt":"2004-08-24T07:43:25","slug":"purple-haze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=3510","title":{"rendered":"PURPLE HAZE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody&#8217;s been smoking something.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kimberlyswygert.com\/archives\/002326.html\">Kimberly Swygert<\/a> has the dope on some color psychologists (I kid you not) who think that grading in red is threatening, but purple is &#8220;serene.&#8221;  Kimberly&#8217;s back up to speed after her brief blogging hiatus:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is why I don&#8217;t drink while blogging &#8211; I&#8217;d spit my mead all over my keyboard laughing. It&#8217;s nice to know that a deep purple pen can make it all better for a student who received a D-minus. Yes indeedy. And now the teacher can feel better about herself, too, because she&#8217;s not being &#8220;over-the-top&#8221; in her &#8220;aggression&#8221;, which is what touchy-feely types define as &#8220;grading objectively&#8221; these days.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Click on over-  the whole thing is just too funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody&#8217;s been smoking something. Kimberly Swygert has the dope on some color psychologists (I kid you not) who think that grading in red is threatening, but purple is &#8220;serene.&#8221; Kimberly&#8217;s back up to speed after her brief blogging hiatus: This is why I don&#8217;t drink while blogging &#8211; I&#8217;d spit my mead all over my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}