{"id":378,"date":"2002-09-23T17:40:17","date_gmt":"2002-09-23T17:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=378"},"modified":"2002-09-23T17:40:17","modified_gmt":"2002-09-23T17:40:17","slug":"pretty-funny-i-saw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"PRETTY FUNNY I saw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>PRETTY FUNNY<\/b><\/i> I saw this list on HEM-Networking.  I don&#8217;t know the original author.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question &#8220;What?! No School Today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.<\/p>\n<p>9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!<\/p>\n<p>8. No, we homeschool. We&#8217;re just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.<\/p>\n<p>7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I&#8217;m sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)<\/p>\n<p>6. There isn&#8217;t? Why, you&#8217;d think we would have seen more kids out then, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>5. We&#8217;re on a field trip studying human nature&#8217;s intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.  Thanks for the peek!<\/p>\n<p>4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn&#8217;t give it away&#8230; keep your antennae down!)<\/p>\n<p>3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday&#8230;come on kids, hurry!<\/p>\n<p>2. Noooooope.Me &#8216;n Bubba jes&#8217; learns &#8217;em at home. Werks reel good!<\/p>\n<p>And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: &#8220;What?  No school today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;What? No Bingo today?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PRETTY FUNNY I saw this list on HEM-Networking. I don&#8217;t know the original author. Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question &#8220;What?! No School Today?&#8221; 10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing. 9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}