{"id":5026,"date":"2005-05-27T04:50:13","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T04:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=5026"},"modified":"2005-05-27T04:50:13","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T04:50:13","slug":"when-knives-are-outlawed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=5026","title":{"rendered":"WHEN KNIVES ARE OUTLAWED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>only outlaws will cook dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Does the Second Amendment protect our right to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/05\/27\/science\/27knife.html?ex=1274846400&#038;en=d2ad4dc8d93c6a92&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">cooking implements<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The authors of an editorial in the latest issue of the British Medical Journal have called for knife reform. The editorial, &#8220;Reducing knife crime: We need to ban the sale of long, pointed kitchen knives,&#8221; notes that the knives are being used to stab people as well as roasts and the odd tin of Spam.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And, of course, we&#8217;ll also need to ban long carving forks, scissors, and screwdrivers.  As Bugs would <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barbneal.com\/wav\/ltunes\/Bugs\/Bugs34.wav\">say<\/a>&#8212; What a maroon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>only outlaws will cook dinner. Does the Second Amendment protect our right to cooking implements? The authors of an editorial in the latest issue of the British Medical Journal have called for knife reform. The editorial, &#8220;Reducing knife crime: We need to ban the sale of long, pointed kitchen knives,&#8221; notes that the knives are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}