{"id":5574,"date":"2005-10-06T06:33:36","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T06:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=5574"},"modified":"2005-10-06T06:33:36","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T06:33:36","slug":"you-dont-want-to-see-me-in-a-bikini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=5574","title":{"rendered":"YOU DON&#8217;T WANT TO SEE ME IN A BIKINI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah Poppins has a new website for secular home education, sarcastically-named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenimjumper.com\/index.htm\">&#8220;The Denim Jumper.&#8221;<\/a>   Very sassy.  It&#8217;s also one of the best-designed home ed sites I&#8217;ve seen.  From the FAQ:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Is it true that I have to wear an official &#8220;Not a denim jumper&#8221; thong to post??<\/p>\n<p>Nonsense.  Many people wear teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy, yellow polka-dot bikinis.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah Poppins has a new website for secular home education, sarcastically-named &#8220;The Denim Jumper.&#8221; Very sassy. It&#8217;s also one of the best-designed home ed sites I&#8217;ve seen. From the FAQ: Is it true that I have to wear an official &#8220;Not a denim jumper&#8221; thong to post?? Nonsense. Many people wear teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy, yellow polka-dot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5574"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}