{"id":5648,"date":"2005-10-25T12:55:13","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T12:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=5648"},"modified":"2005-10-25T12:55:13","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T12:55:13","slug":"dummest-rant-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=5648","title":{"rendered":"DUMMEST RANT EVER*"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know who or where this moron<\/a> is, but I’m sincerely glad she won’t ever consider home education:<\/p>\n

1. If you can’t spell simples words like “dying”, “caffeine” or “scary”.
\n2. You don’t know the difference of your\/you’re or there\/they’re\/their and can’t CORRECTLY use them in a sentence.<\/p>\n

Those are quite simple. If you can’t do either of them, you should NOT be home schooling your children. Save it for those who are actually educated. Don’t raise another illiterate dink that we’ll have to support later in life.<\/p>\n

I never claimed to be the smartest person on earth. I’m not. In fact, if you read my blog, you’ll probably find bad grammar, typos\/bad spelling, and even incorrect use of punctuation. But, I’m also not going to home school my child. I have enough common sense to know better.<\/p>\n

I think people should be forced to go through a series of tests to get a license to home school. That also applies to having children. If you fail, they yank out your uterus to prevent you from ever breeding.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Perhaps she should step up for that surgery right away.<\/p>\n

*The spelling error is intentional. When Google Blog Search found this piece of crap, the title was “homeschooling for dumbies” [sic]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know who or where this moron is, but I’m sincerely glad she won’t ever consider home education: 1. If you can’t spell simples words like “dying”, “caffeine” or “scary”. 2. You don’t know the difference of your\/you’re or there\/they’re\/their and can’t CORRECTLY use them in a sentence. Those are quite simple. If you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5648"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}