{"id":7629,"date":"2007-04-29T13:32:06","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T17:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=7629"},"modified":"2007-04-30T18:19:03","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T22:19:03","slug":"i-want-you-build-an-ark-riiiight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=7629","title":{"rendered":"I WANT YOU TO BUILD AN ARK.  RIIIIGHT."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s an ark?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s this fictional boat that some [WARNING: REDUNDANCY AHEAD!]<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/WORLD\/europe\/04\/28\/dutch.ark.ap\/index.html\"> crazy creationist<\/a> is trying to (re)create.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s an ark? It&#8217;s this fictional boat that some [WARNING: REDUNDANCY AHEAD!] crazy creationist is trying to (re)create.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7629"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}