{"id":8212,"date":"2007-12-23T19:56:30","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T23:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8212"},"modified":"2007-12-23T20:12:27","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T00:12:27","slug":"i-dont-do-memes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8212","title":{"rendered":"I DON’T DO MEMES"},"content":{"rendered":"

By way of Joanne Jacobs<\/a>, Seven Random Things About Me.<\/p>\n

1) I had three serious girlfriends in my life (including Lydia). Two of them (including Lydia) had the same birthday, May 20th.<\/p>\n

2) I was the worst tennis player on the worst high school team in our conference. Still lettered, though.<\/p>\n

3) I think it’d be very cool (pun intended) to live in a cave. Or in an old rehabbed schoolhouse.<\/p>\n

4) If I could change careers I’d love to be a photographer. Unfortunately, I don’t have any talent in that area.<\/p>\n

5) I’ve umpired baseball up through American Legion ball. My partner, who had been a AAA umpire, and I once tossed both coaches in a championship game.<\/p>\n

6) Like Joanne, I sang in an a cappella group (2nd bass). Unlike Joanne, I had to sing in tights, as it was an early music group.<\/p>\n

7) When I was in high school I scored in the 95+ percentile in every category on the ASVAB<\/a> except one. The one category I bombed in<\/em> was “Attention to Detail.” So the Army recommended I become a file clerk. Second choice was a truck mechanic.<\/p>\n

Now I’m supposed to tag seven others. But since I never<\/i> follow the rules<\/a> (and probably don’t know seven bloggers to tag) the following will have to suffice:<\/p>\n

1. COD<\/a>
\n2. Yule<\/a>
\n3. Sam<\/a> who, contrary to rumor, is a he
\n4. Ron and\/or Andrea<\/a>
\n5. Carlotta<\/a>
\n6. Don<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By way of Joanne Jacobs, Seven Random Things About Me. 1) I had three serious girlfriends in my life (including Lydia). Two of them (including Lydia) had the same birthday, May 20th. 2) I was the worst tennis player on the worst high school team in our conference. Still lettered, though. 3) I think it’d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8212"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}