{"id":8425,"date":"2008-03-20T21:51:03","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T02:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8425"},"modified":"2008-03-20T21:51:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T02:51:03","slug":"lets-scare-the-crap-out-of-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8425","title":{"rendered":"LET&#8217;S SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THE KIDS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Typical educrat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/new_hampshire\/articles\/2008\/03\/20\/moms_bathroom_break_triggers_pelham_school_lockdown\/\">overreaction<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>PELHAM, N.H.\u2014Police in Pelham, New Hampshire, say a school lockdown was sparked by a student&#8217;s mother who needed to use the bathroom.<br \/>\nmore stories like this<\/p>\n<p>Police said a woman dropped off her nephew at Pelham Elementary School on Thursday and went in to use the restroom. School officials didn&#8217;t know who the woman was and immediately went into lockdown and called police.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typical educrat overreaction. PELHAM, N.H.\u2014Police in Pelham, New Hampshire, say a school lockdown was sparked by a student&#8217;s mother who needed to use the bathroom. more stories like this Police said a woman dropped off her nephew at Pelham Elementary School on Thursday and went in to use the restroom. School officials didn&#8217;t know who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8425"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}