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    Filed at 6:43 am under by dcobranchi

    You can’t argue with this logic:

    Alcohol abuse is recognized as the leading public health problem affecting college students. Students who drink excessively are more likely to have academic problems, drive drunk, and have emotional and behavioral problems.

    I’ve only known one tee-totaler to drive drunk. He unknowingly ate a bunch of liqueur-laced ice cream.

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