BIZZARO WORLD
Here’s a very strange Letter to the Editor of the Wilimngton News-Journal.
Public smoking ban is lunatic conspiracy
It has been one year since Delaware banned smoking in public places. Congratulations on joining the stupid states that have adopted such moronic legislation.
The United Fascist Union believes this anti-smoking insanity is being spread by a tiny but vocal minority of nuts who have money to get lobbyists to support their crazy cause, in spite of the fact that most Americans smoke and enjoy it.
Two members of the United Fascist Union grotto of Bear were telling me one of their favorite pubs is going out of business because of this idiotic ban. How can anyone say America is a free country when state governments can ban a simple pleasure like smoking cigarettes in public? Oh well, your loss is Maryland’s gain, as people who smoke are coming across the state line to eat and drink.
The United Fascist Union recommends smokers organize themselves and become just as vocal as the lunatics in the anti-smoking camp before this madness spreads to every state and the American people lose yet another liberty to Big Brother government that’s out of control.
Jackson K. Grimes, Director, United Fascist Union, Elkton, Md.
Would fascists tend to be in favor of “Big Brother government?”
One Response to “BIZZARO WORLD”
 Comment by Heather Goldmith October 21st, 2004 at 12:09 pm |
If you want to know more about Mr. Grimes (whose our candidate for U.S. President) look up our own website ufu.gq.nu and the Internet Archive site, that lists him among it’s candidates and will show you our short films from both the 2000 & the 2004 election at archive.org. |