HOW TO LOSE CUSTOMERS IN ONE EASY LESSON
Write a press release advertising your (very expensive) service while dissing potential clients:
Average programs range from $400 to $4,000, depending on the level of skill you’d like to attain and how long you’d like to train. One-day classes, like those offered by Fast Lane Driving Academy, teach basic control skills every driver should possess. But if you’d like to know how to drive like a stuntman, it’ll cost you a few more bucks and a few more hours of your time.
And don’t think that just because you’ve been driving for years that you possess the skills to teach your kids to drive — that’s what professional driving schools are for. You wouldn’t try to home school your kids without some sort of teaching experience or at least a degree, so leave the teaching up to professional teachers.
I just spoke to an official at Fast Lane. He claimed to know nothing about the piece.
2 Responses to “HOW TO LOSE CUSTOMERS IN ONE EASY LESSON”
 Comment by Ron August 30th, 2005 at 11:13 pm |
Exactly how does one get teaching experience without, at some point, teaching without experience? When are they starting the ‘how to be a parent’ school? Apparently the first 5 years doesn’t qualify as teaching them. I would have left a comment with the article but realized it could have been reduced to ‘what Chris said’. |
 Comment by Jeanne August 30th, 2005 at 11:43 pm |
Well, I have to say that they may think I shouldn’t homeschool without taking a class in homeschooling, but I DO know enough not to send my teenage sons to a driving school called Fast Lane. What were they THINKING? |