Utterly Meaningless

Okay, so here I am reading this CDD blog and telling myself that this must be some kind of parody written by the same guys that do the Onion.

Remember that just as with a punishment spanking a maintenance spanking should be done long and hard enough to produce tears, allowing her to cry freely and release any stress she has built up, feeling the energy of your masculinity, and the love you both share for each other.

I think I’ll go knock my husband upside the head while he is sleeping. Maybe I’ll knock him on the floor and step on him. Wouldn’t want him to forget who is in charge around here.

Use a spatula. Evidently, they’re quite the rage.

Yes, I’ve read the entire blog and am now on the articles written for men. This stuff is amazing.

Did you check out their store?

I find it interesting (scary? sick? sad?) that one commenter made a reference to women learning to submit to physical punishment and domination as “ex-control freaks.”

Guess my kids are control freaks too. I’m gonna go throw up now.

These are Christians??

Nance

WTMotherF’ingF IS THAT!!!!!

Discipline? Maintenance?

Is she a puppy or a lawn tractor?

Or, perhaps she’s just a good old fashioned masochist married to an accomodating sadist. After all, her blog “claims” : “I was the one who approached Hunter with the concept of DD. I did a lot of reading and digging and research and presented it all to him as the writer that I am and held my breath as he took it all in. Would he think I was crazy? Guess what, he didn’t ! “

Pervy xtians gettin’ their freak on, me thinks.

I skimmed a few posts besides the linked one. Sounds to me like consensual S&M with a “Biblical marriage” theme rather than, say, a historical theme, or a bondage theme, or an occupation theme.

They’re obviously into exhibitionism as well.

Check out her “fiction.”

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Eww. I really could have done without that.

Great googly-moogly!

That has to be one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read. Of course, it’s also the first S&M erotica I’ve read, so maybe I’m just naive.

Thanks, Daryl. Now use your powers for good and find me some brain bleach.

Please tell me you’re joking. Or it’s satire.

She posted about pinching every penny till it screamed so she could give her family an adequate Christmas despite her tormentor saying they couldn’t afford it that year. She said that she was not allowed to touch the checkbook without “permission”. But when she did get permission to write a check for a specific thing they needed, she found her husband had written a large check to his mother using the money she had hoped to use for an inexpensive winter coat she had set her heart on. How pitiful!

She asked him about it when he came home from work, and the bastard magnanimously told the shaking, terrified woman that she was not to be punished that time. And she was no end grateful that he didn’t hit her for asking questions and bothering him when he came home from work. She called him her (grab that vomit bucket, kids) “hero.” I’m sure she never got her coat. I’m sure that she felt like she should have been punished for even wanting something for herself.

Is this consensual S&M play? Not anymore, if it ever was. It reminded me pretty thoroughly of the time years ago when i was married to a louse who would beat me for bringing home the “wrong groceries” when he never gave me a list or money to buy them with (I suppose I should have considered him a “hero” for allowing me to work to support his lazy butt).

And furthermore…

So she came to him with the idea. So what? A woman would have to be completely lacking in self-respect to bring a proposal like that to her husband, and any decent, loving husband would see that his wife got psychiatric help if she brought him such a proposal. how abused does a woman have to be to consider such a thing desirable, let alone acceptable? Poor thing.

This is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of. Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her? And that fiction really needs some editing. How about after he yanks her out of the pool and smacks her, she knees him in the balls, pops him in the nose and goes out for drinks with her friends. When he pathetically calls her and begs her to return, she declines and tells him she’s saving herself for a real man. He persists in annoying her and is put in a prison cell with Bubba who doesn’t play well with domineering bullies. He wishes he had his belt to hang himself.

Just for the record, this little conservative mormon boy’s mouth is just as much on the floor as all you liberal athiest whatevers.

Yeesh. I read a few posts, and my arm started hurting. It’s the arm where my wife would punch me if I ever suggested such a.. a… well, I don’t even know how to characterize it, other than “request to earn a punch from my wife.”

I love to bake and like my silicone spatulas, but I’ll never look at them the same way again. Can’t these people go to an S&M store or something instead of maligning perfectly good cooking tools? What will they resort to next – abusing rolling pins, cast-iron skillets, crockpots?

Mmmmm. Cast iron. 🙂

Oooh…I’m a little *tingly*.

Seriously, I’m all for getting your jollies however you please. There’s nothing at all wrong with a little kink now and then…but the checkbook incident is way over the line! She can’t write a check off a joint account without permission?

Hell, when my husband and I play like *they* do, I get extra large $$!
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Hopefully one of his whacks will knock her to her senses and he’ll have to write checks for bail, attorneys’ fees and child support, and a big, fat one for psychiatric care.

I just pray they don’t have a turkey baster.

This spanking in the name of the Lord scenario would make a great Quentin Tarantino movie. “Revenge of the DD Wife” – submissive wife, no longer feeling fulfilled by husband’s beatings, writes a check for poultry shears and a blender. “Dessert is served, master,” she coos as she lights her brulee torch…