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    • I LOVE LESBIANS AND THE GRATEFUL DEAD

    Filed at 9:04 am under by dcobranchi

    Because the Pearls don’t.

    Read this one all the way through. If your blood pressure doesn’t spike by at least 20 points I’d advise a quick trip to the ER because you have no pulse.

    A snippet:

    Lynn Paddock, a North Carolina woman accused of suffocating her 4-year-old son with blankets in 2006, said she looked on No Greater Joy Ministry’s Web site for advice on child training.

    Investigators found 2-foot lengths of plumbing supply line, similar to the type mentioned on the Web site, in Paddock’s home.

    Pearl said they have no record of Paddock buying their books or attending their seminars.

    He said anyone could go to their Web site, but it does not mean they have taught that person.

    “You won’t find anything on our Web site about smothering children,” Pearl said with a chuckle.

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    7 Responses to “I LOVE LESBIANS AND THE GRATEFUL DEAD”


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    September 29th, 2007
    at 9:22 am

    Sorry.

    Could not read the whole thing.

    Made me want to throw up.

    Nance

    Comment by
    christine
    September 29th, 2007
    at 11:43 am

    In honor of that article, I think we’ll tie dye next week, and I’m putting on the Grateful Dead as we speak. Then I’m gonna read Doc’s blog. 🙂

    Comment by
    Doc
    September 29th, 2007
    at 12:08 pm

    So, you’ve all been upgraded to lesbians. Cool.

    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    September 29th, 2007
    at 12:15 pm

    Do I have to wear flannel? 🙂

    Comment by
    Doc
    September 29th, 2007
    at 1:47 pm

    And a mullet, if you live east of the rockies.

    Comment by
    Lillian
    September 29th, 2007
    at 8:48 pm

    “Pearl said children who are raised on his training methods will be successful and taking college classes at age 16 and owning property by age 18.”

    So what about my son, who was never hit and is taking a class at a local university at 15? If we’d hit him, would he be graduating by now?

    Comment by
    Valerie
    October 1st, 2007
    at 6:12 pm

    His comment gagged me almost as much as reading the book.

    I realize I may be ‘projecting’ as he was probably speaking ironically, but after reading the book, I have difficulty hearing anything from that viewpoint.