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    Filed at 6:29 pm under by dcobranchi

    In the apparently neverending contest to see which fundy can go most over the top, we have a new leader:

    The hard, tight-fisted knock at the door came on a Thursday morning. When Katherina Plett opened the door of her home in Paderborn, Germany, she found herself staring into the face of an undercover police woman. Little did Katherina know when she opened the door that secretly lurking nearby were German officers who would arrest her and raid her home! Katherina’s crime? Homeschooling. Germany is presently reinforcing a 1938 Hitler-induced law which made homeschooling illegal. When this news came to my attention, I felt the shock, since my wife homeschools our three children. It stopped me in my tracks and forced me to ask, “Will the Anti-Christ be anti-homeschool, and enforce international laws, making home based education illegal?”

    Is there some satanic corollary to Godwin’s Law?

    One Response to “OH! MY! GOD!”

    Comment by
    February 20th, 2008
    at 7:15 pm

    It is a column titled “Endtime Prophecy.” You were expecting reason?