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    Filed at 5:07 pm under by dcobranchi

    This has to be the headline of the decade:

    Palin says she’d be honored to help Obama

    Delusional just doesn’t even come close. Reminds me of some homeschool bloggers I know.

    31 Responses to “ROFLMAO”


    Comment by
    COD
    November 12th, 2008
    at 6:15 pm

    If she wants to help Obama (and by extension the country) may I suggest planting her ass back in Alaska, and staying there?


    Comment by
    JJ Ross
    November 12th, 2008
    at 6:26 pm

    It’s not just her. Apparently the Rs themselves are delusional too!

    Forty-one percent of males have an unfavorable opinion of Palin, compared with 45 percent of female survey respondents. Video Watch what McCain says about Palin »

    “With fairly high negatives and lower support among women, who should be a natural constituency for Palin, she’s not starting off from a position of strength,” Holland said.
    . . .Among Republicans, though, Palin’s rating remains high, with 86 percent of Republicans questioned in the poll holding a favorable opinion of her. That number drops to 48 percent among independents and 27 percent among Democrats.


    Comment by
    DE
    November 12th, 2008
    at 8:45 pm

    If the MSM would have vetted Obama 1/1000th of the way they vetted and lied about Palin, he wouldn’t have lasted any longer than the idiot Biden did in the primaries. I am sure Barack The Baby Killer Obama won’t want Palin’s help on special needs children since if he has way they will all be killed at birth. We now have the first affimative action president, who is not smart enough to hold a discussion without a teleprompter, thinks that there is 57 states in the U.S., has to be corrected about his Muslim religion by a journalist, proves he is nothing but a skilled talking puppet. It will be interesting to see what George Soros, The Puppet Master, has in store for the USA.


    Comment by
    JJ
    November 12th, 2008
    at 8:56 pm

    Not that IS funny! Must be a high-octane kool-aid stand somewhere in Alaska, with a pork-barrel pipeline to the remaining red pockets?


    Comment by
    Mine-o
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:09 pm

    DE-

    Your an idiot, this is our country now bozo. You guys with your racisit hate jargon never cease to amuse me. But hey, if you dont like it then migrate, In the meanwhile have a little respect for YOUR President B. Obama. OMAMA!!!!!!


    Comment by
    COD
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:24 pm

    He forgot socialist, and Communist.


    Comment by
    JayCo
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:36 pm

    DE –
    Some of us feel that 8 cells is a *few* short of a fetus. Perhaps you could use a donation since you think humans rolled with Dinosaurs. Keep in mind, that was a change *whoa* from the previous stance of, “The Devil put fossils on the Earth”. We’ll, aliens are riding in on the next comet so take me away on your magic carpet, dude.

    You people ignore overwhelming evidence in favor of your 2,000 year game of telephone, bigotry, racial and ethnic genocide in the name of your God.

    Buy a clue: the Romans were playing ‘I got the power’ when they adopted Christianity. Republicans are doing the SAME thing. They don’t have a majority of rich people, so they adopted y’all. Well, the rest of us free thinking folk like a little more separation from fact and fiction and feel we can do better than the last crapola 8 years.

    So, grow some brain cells and think for yourself for a change.


    Comment by
    jvii
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:38 pm

    Surely she jest!!!


    Comment by
    Gift of Discernment
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:46 pm

    I wish somebody would hold Sarah accountable for all the nasty things she said about Obama. Why would she want to work with a Socialist, and somebody who palls around with terrorists. Even today she said that in the interview. How two-faced and phony.
    Kiss up to him now that he’s going to be President! Talk about the media giving her a free pass. Not once has Sarah addressed the fact that SHE may have been a BIG reason McCain lost. He will never admit that he was wrong, and because he is so blindly smitten with her. Please people! You really want this moron challenging Obama in 4 years and calling him everything in the book once again???? Time for the Republicans to get some new blood…and not Palin blood!!!! She waits for God to open the door, right? And then what????


    Comment by
    Michael
    November 12th, 2008
    at 9:52 pm

    This is what happens when stupid people are voted into politics. This hair brain, called Obama everything but Hitler, baby killer, terrorist, and on and on and on. She is one sick puppy, get her sad ass back to the hillbillies where she belongs. I am so sick of this piece of dog meat that its got me turned off of CNN. If she shows her ugly ass on there again I will definitely switch to some other channel to watch and I’m sure I’m not the only one. This woman is a CANCER to politics, who the hell is running the State or does it need anyone, it appears not. Alaska start thinking to get her ugly face out of your State and politics in general. Tell her to look after her kids, especially the new born that needs lots of help to develop and get her teenage daughters to close their legs and stop banging all the boys in A laska.


    Comment by
    Lisa Giebitz
    November 12th, 2008
    at 11:09 pm

    Hmmm… Trollish today, ain’t it?

    More on topic – HA!


    Comment by
    Grouchoman
    November 13th, 2008
    at 12:11 am

    this chick’s fifteen minutes are up….move on.


    Comment by
    unknown
    November 13th, 2008
    at 12:34 am

    Palin still is not able to comprehend a question properly. She rambles on and on about something that is not even in the scope of the question until Wolf repeat it, then she doesn’t know the answer and “needs more information”. She is trying too hard to sound eloquent and sound knowledgable. She really should take time out to think about everything and educate herself before appearing on television ever, maybe in 10 years!!!


    Comment by
    NOT_For_Palin
    November 13th, 2008
    at 12:51 am

    I am sorry but Palin should really hide away for a while. The more she tries, the more she shows how really incompetent she is. She can’t understand a question and can’t complete a sentence. Who does she think she is fooling? There are a lot of smart women in this country who can be nominated for 2012 or whenever, not her ! The press should stop her from being that delusional. If she disappears for a while maybe people will forget all about this. Its her best bet !


    Comment by
    abey
    November 13th, 2008
    at 1:30 am

    Sara Palin says that she is waiting for a sign from GOD. I believe she is a politician.. Time & (tide) waits for nobody & the sign has already passed.
    I must say it is people like her who tend to destroy the country & its
    very base- the christian conservatives, through their ignorance.
    Lincoln in those days happened to hunt an animal & he felt so bad
    about it that he vowed & never in his life did it again, unlike Palin
    who gleefully enjoys it in this age. So I suppose GOD likes people such as Lincoln & unto them will he give his signs, if he thus gives.


    Comment by
    satan
    November 13th, 2008
    at 1:54 am

    Leave that silly bitch alone! She’s mine because she’s evil like me and I want to spend eternity frying with her in hell. Drill, baby, drill and screw everybody. Ya, baby, you’re cooking and when you get to my place, you’ll really be cooking. Ha, ha!


    Comment by
    Dave
    November 13th, 2008
    at 2:45 am

    To DE:

    Obama was the number 1 student in his class at Harvard Law, and president of the Harvard Law Review. If that “isn’t smart enough”, then in comparison, you must have the mental capacity of the shit that I took on your mom’s face today. Don’t look at me… she’s the kink who asked me to do it.

    p.s. obviously he misspoke, and knows how many states there are in the union, you fucking moron.

    Comment by
    DE
    November 12th,
    2008
    8:45 pm (just after his nightly fornication with the family Labrador)

    If the MSM would have vetted Obama 1/1000th of the way they vetted and lied about Palin, he wouldn’t have lasted any longer than the idiot Biden did in the primaries. I am sure Barack The Baby Killer Obama won’t want Palin’s help on special needs children since if he has way they will all be killed at birth. We now have the first affimative action president, who is not smart enough to hold a discussion without a teleprompter, thinks that there is 57 states in the U.S., has to be corrected about his Muslim religion by a journalist, proves he is nothing but a skilled talking puppet. It will be interesting to see what George Soros, The Puppet Master, has in store for the USA.


    Comment by
    Vince
    November 13th, 2008
    at 2:51 am

    This country despite being a superpower, does have a lot of ignorant and uneducated citizens. It is rather unfortunate but true. Instead of most Republicans supporting more credible or I should say qualified candidates like Mitt Romney or Dr. Ron Paul, they are trying to defend the least qualified of them all… The only way the GOP can recover is when they educate the people who vote for them. Maybe it is time for them to promote and fund education in the US instead of bombing the daylights out of another country. I have a lot of respect for McCain….but Sarah Palin is a joke.


    Comment by
    Vince
    November 13th, 2008
    at 2:56 am

    Oh by the way…Dave you seem to be uneducated so please get an education so you can nominate a better GOP candidate next time.


    Comment by
    papab
    November 13th, 2008
    at 6:45 am

    ok,…i have never met “ANYONE” who has met god or jesus,….oh they have faith to be sure……but…..never have they met. what is real is the sun going down and coming up (even on a cloudy day), and even though you might denigh it in your faith,…if you don’t get your ass out of the road, you will get run over……..now baby, thats a fact. sarah palin is an outstanding fact of the confusion created in a soul based on religious belief (she doesn’t really believe it’s a game she plays
    ) in political greed for control over people, a zelot to be sure and way over her head if she believes she was more than a tool for the g.o.p.
    stick around sara as you are great fodder for the comedic community (and continually making an ass out of yourself) in your belief that we are buying your spew……


    Comment by
    papab
    November 13th, 2008
    at 6:51 am

    to be in politics means that all your education gets reverted back to the 10th grade,….they should teach “finger pointing 101″ and ” making up blatant lies 101″ in political science….i am discussed with our current proccess


    Comment by
    M.Kelly
    November 13th, 2008
    at 7:20 am

    Sarah Palin is the saddest misfortune of intellectual ability. I cannot believe how ignorant, illiterate and naive she is, The sad thing is she is too stupid to realize just how stupid she is. She is definitely a short bus candidate, She needs the helmet, the padded room and the medication. A text book case of shcizo she obviously is off of her meds.


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    November 13th, 2008
    at 8:17 am

    She keeps saying that! She wants to “progress” the nation. WTF!?

    Here’s a scary notion — not only is she not going away, she is just the tip of the idiot iceberg: huffin...8.html

    Nance


    Comment by
    COD
    November 13th, 2008
    at 8:26 am

    Where the hell did the right wing troll trash come from? Did you get linked by some righty blog?


    Comment by
    Daryl Cobranchi
    November 13th, 2008
    at 9:50 am

    CNN appears to have Trackbacks turned on for their articles. Stats show 200+ incoming.


    Comment by
    JayCo
    November 13th, 2008
    at 10:07 am

    They just heard of this “Inter-Nets” thingy.


    Comment by
    COD
    November 13th, 2008
    at 11:17 am

    Which leads to another question. What are rightys doing reading the Communist News Network. Is Fox aware that the flock is straying?


    Comment by
    sam
    November 13th, 2008
    at 11:49 am

    Wow! Barely into my first cup of coffee, head still a little not all the way on right this morning. Hop on the computer for a minute before running the boyfriend to work, and look what I get. Darryl has crazy people on his blog.

    It’s really frightening that, even those commenters that I would tend to side with are so rabid and even a little on the vile side. We can’t accomplish shit, people, if we aren’t working together. Palin is yesterday’s crazy. Let’s concentrate on the crazies that are actually going to be our next problem.


    Comment by
    ghetto
    November 13th, 2008
    at 12:10 pm

    De…you are a racist idiot. You can tell by your comments that you most likely haven’t been too far from wherever you born. I can tell by the racist things you say. I know you are very happy that no one sees your face because only a racist coward like you would let so much filth come from thier mouth.


    Comment by
    Nance Confer
    November 13th, 2008
    at 4:57 pm

    Which crazies should we be looking at, Sam?

    Nance

    P.S. Maybe we should thank some of the recent visitors here. They have made me appreciate the writing skills of the regular posters.


    Comment by
    Dave
    November 13th, 2008
    at 9:37 pm

    Nice zinger Vince… I’ll have to keep that in mind next time I find myself nominating a presidential candidate. You wouldn’t happen to know any good nominology grad schools, would you?

    P.S. Don’t say anything, just turn around and walk away.

    Comment by
    Vince
    November 13th, 2008
    at 2:56 am

    Oh by the way…Dave you seem to be uneducated so please get an education so you can nominate a better GOP candidate next time.