{"id":11343,"date":"2015-08-20T07:17:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T11:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=11343"},"modified":"2015-08-20T07:18:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T11:18:45","slug":"dear-donald-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=11343","title":{"rendered":"DEAR DONALD TRUMP,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slightly fictional account ahead&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My grandparents were all born overseas (Italy, Italy, Spain, and Poland) and were brought to the US as children in the early 20th century.  My parents were born here, but before my grandparents were naturalized.  So, my question:  To what country would you deport me?  I don&#8217;t speak a word of Polish and can say &#8220;pizza&#8221; and &#8220;mozzarella&#8221; in Italian.  I <em>did<\/em> take Spanish in high school, however.  Do you think my &#8220;Me llamo Daryl&#8221; will be enough to get me by in Spain?  Should I start packing my <em>maleta<\/em>? (Confession: I had to Google translate &#8220;suitcase&#8221;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slightly fictional account ahead&#8230; My grandparents were all born overseas (Italy, Italy, Spain, and Poland) and were brought to the US as children in the early 20th century. My parents were born here, but before my grandparents were naturalized. So, my question: To what country would you deport me? I don&#8217;t speak a word of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11343"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11345,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11343\/revisions\/11345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}