{"id":3595,"date":"2004-09-11T19:39:38","date_gmt":"2004-09-11T19:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/wp\/?p=3595"},"modified":"2004-09-11T19:39:38","modified_gmt":"2004-09-11T19:39:38","slug":"teacher-on-coke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=3595","title":{"rendered":"TEACHER ON COKE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She must have been drinking Coke to come up with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/LAW\/09\/11\/student.party.ap\/index.html\">this excuse:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dozens of high school students cited for underage drinking when police busted a post-football game bash at a teacher&#8217;s home have pleaded no contest.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Officials said the teacher and her husband claimed they were asleep upstairs and did not know the students were drinking alcohol in their home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, asleep.  That&#8217;s the ticket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She must have been drinking Coke to come up with this excuse: Dozens of high school students cited for underage drinking when police busted a post-football game bash at a teacher&#8217;s home have pleaded no contest. &#8230;Officials said the teacher and her husband claimed they were asleep upstairs and did not know the students were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}