{"id":8003,"date":"2007-09-29T09:04:53","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T13:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8003"},"modified":"2007-09-29T09:05:43","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T13:05:43","slug":"i-love-lesbians-and-the-grateful-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8003","title":{"rendered":"I LOVE LESBIANS AND THE GRATEFUL DEAD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kdhnews.com\/news\/story.aspx?id=19127\">the Pearls don&#8217;t<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Read this one all the way through.  If your blood pressure doesn&#8217;t spike by at least 20 points I&#8217;d advise a quick trip to the ER because you have no pulse.<\/p>\n<p>A snippet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lynn Paddock, a North Carolina woman accused of suffocating her 4-year-old son with blankets in 2006, said she looked on No Greater Joy Ministry&#8217;s Web site for advice on child training.<\/p>\n<p>Investigators found 2-foot lengths of plumbing supply line, similar to the type mentioned on the Web site, in Paddock&#8217;s home.<\/p>\n<p>Pearl said they have no record of Paddock buying their books or attending their seminars.<\/p>\n<p>He said anyone could go to their Web site, but it does not mean they have taught that person.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;You won&#8217;t find anything on our Web site about smothering children,&#8221; Pearl said with a chuckle.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because the Pearls don&#8217;t. Read this one all the way through. If your blood pressure doesn&#8217;t spike by at least 20 points I&#8217;d advise a quick trip to the ER because you have no pulse. A snippet: Lynn Paddock, a North Carolina woman accused of suffocating her 4-year-old son with blankets in 2006, said she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}