{"id":8207,"date":"2007-12-21T11:41:20","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T15:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8207"},"modified":"2007-12-21T11:41:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T15:41:20","slug":"pwned-by-a-7-yo-hek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/?p=8207","title":{"rendered":"PWNED BY A 7 YO (HEK?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dollars to donuts that the young girl who just burned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/12\/21\/us\/politics\/21huckabee.html?_r=1&#038;oref=slogin\">The Huckster<\/a> is an HEK:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWho is your favorite author?\u201d Aleya Deatsch, 7, of West Des Moines asked Mr. Huckabee in one of those posing-like-a-shopping-mall-Santa moments.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Huckabee paused, then said his favorite author was Dr. Seuss.<\/p>\n<p>In an interview afterward with the news media, Aleya said she was somewhat surprised. She thought the candidate would be reading at a higher level.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy favorite author is C. S. Lewis,\u201d she said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dollars to donuts that the young girl who just burned The Huckster is an HEK: \u201cWho is your favorite author?\u201d Aleya Deatsch, 7, of West Des Moines asked Mr. Huckabee in one of those posing-like-a-shopping-mall-Santa moments. Mr. Huckabee paused, then said his favorite author was Dr. Seuss. In an interview afterward with the news media, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cobranchi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}