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GOD IS APPARENTLY A CONSERVATIVE IDIOT

Filed at 8:20 pm under by dcobranchi

Why? Because he talks like this:

6Then God declared, “A great sheet-like expanse shall come between the waters, and it shall divide waters from waters!”

If the writers at conservapedia’s Bible project really believe in the all-powerfull vengeful kind of God, they ought to be quaking in their boots. I know if I were some kind of omnipotent being and some bunch of yahoos made me sound like a dork, I’d be smiting their ass, big time.

One Response to “GOD IS APPARENTLY A CONSERVATIVE IDIOT”


Comment by
Matthew H
February 7th, 2010
at 4:05 am

it makes just about as much sense as how he created plants verse 11, then decided it would probably be a good idea to create a sun verse 14. or verse 24 where he actually creates “domesticated animals”, they apparently were just born easy to raise and kill. Or when he created man and woman and told them to multiply, then Gen2 verse 20 man suddenly has no one and god has to make him a partner. who edited this thing?

The sad thing is this is they didn’t make him sound like a dork, he already sounds like a dork. this is the King James Version “6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. ” if you were some kind of omnipotent being, you’d probably give a sensible account of what is apparently the start of your greatest achievement of all time.