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89 STEPS

Filed at 7:51 am under by dcobranchi

American society is doomed, without doubt. Evidence from today: I had to stop at the local Walmart around 5:50 this morning on the way in to work. I parked down on the opposite end from the grocery section, since I needed some supplies for a business trip. As I pulled up, another car parked a couple of spots away. The rather large woman approached the store doors just as I did. They were locked since it was so early. I headed down to the doors at the other end of the store. She turned around, got back in her car, and drove to the other end of the parking lot.

I counted my steps. 89 between the two sets of doors.

3 Responses to “89 STEPS”


Comment by
COD
June 8th, 2012
at 2:05 pm

Another regular WalMart occurrence ’round these parts. Somebody will wait for 2 plus minutes to get a parking spot when there are multiple open spots less than 50 feet further from the door. I have gone around cars, parked, and as I entered the store looked back to see them still waiting for some mom with 4 kids to get them all buckled in and back out.


Comment by
dcobranchi
June 8th, 2012
at 2:14 pm

There’s a reason obesity is on the rise.


Comment by
dcobranchi
June 8th, 2012
at 2:15 pm

We’re fuckin’ lazy!

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