89 STEPS
American society is doomed, without doubt. Evidence from today: I had to stop at the local Walmart around 5:50 this morning on the way in to work. I parked down on the opposite end from the grocery section, since I needed some supplies for a business trip. As I pulled up, another car parked a couple of spots away. The rather large woman approached the store doors just as I did. They were locked since it was so early. I headed down to the doors at the other end of the store. She turned around, got back in her car, and drove to the other end of the parking lot.
I counted my steps. 89 between the two sets of doors.
3 Responses to “89 STEPS”
 Comment by COD June 8th, 2012 at 2:05 pm |
Another regular WalMart occurrence ’round these parts. Somebody will wait for 2 plus minutes to get a parking spot when there are multiple open spots less than 50 feet further from the door. I have gone around cars, parked, and as I entered the store looked back to see them still waiting for some mom with 4 kids to get them all buckled in and back out. |
 Comment by dcobranchi June 8th, 2012 at 2:14 pm |
There’s a reason obesity is on the rise. |
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Comment by dcobranchi June 8th, 2012 at 2:15 pm |
We’re fuckin’ lazy! |