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DEAR DONALD TRUMP,

Filed at 7:17 am under by dcobranchi

Slightly fictional account ahead…

My grandparents were all born overseas (Italy, Italy, Spain, and Poland) and were brought to the US as children in the early 20th century. My parents were born here, but before my grandparents were naturalized. So, my question: To what country would you deport me? I don’t speak a word of Polish and can say “pizza” and “mozzarella” in Italian. I did take Spanish in high school, however. Do you think my “Me llamo Daryl” will be enough to get me by in Spain? Should I start packing my maleta? (Confession: I had to Google translate “suitcase”).

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Daryl Cobranchi
August 20th, 2015
at 8:14 am

Also., Mr. Trump….

My dad’s parent’s were both born in Italy. My mom’s were from Poland and Spain. Do they really have to be deported to different countries? They’ve been married 50 years. Do you think you can find a country that would take them both?

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